poop?

teathattast:

They did surgery on a banana

sovietnam:

(Source: sovietnam, via ilovecalc2)

bulbubsaur:

sergle:

me: i’m not sure about this outfit
friend: you look fine let’s just go!!
me:

friend was right cuz that fit shreds

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princecarlton:

tittypetes:

abs are cancelled. we all about soft tummies now

(Source: symbf, via 1-800kanye)

f13nds:

*A queen does a split for the 1,000th time on Drag Race*

Rupaul:

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slow-riot:

institute-for-thermal-research:

durbikins:

lmaonade:

hey guys, just got back from my very long journey of re-writing history to put us on a timeline where harry potter doesn’t exist! no need to thank me, but don’t worry, it’s gone now. 

who?

what is this person talking about

This post gives me a great idea for seven books and eight movies

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thatgirlwiththememes:

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toesucker:

knifeofvenus:

My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter

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